I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
George F. Will
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.
Edmond de Goncourt
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.
Bob Thaves
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Jane Wagner
Some people have all the commitment of a kamikaze pilot on his tenth mission.
Lou Holtz
The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.
Robert Jackson
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler